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  • You might be a mall ninja if…
    My Gun Culture on September 2nd, 2010
    You carry a GI Joe action figure in your briefcase. You video tape yourself doing something brilliant. Like this.  You've built a sniper hide in your backyard. Just in case. If 'formal attire' means wearing your synthetic, wrinkle-free utility pants. You wear digital desert cammies to work. At the mall. You're still upset that the 70's TV...
  • Breaking News: Chicago embraces landmark Supreme Cour...
    My Gun Culture on August 10th, 2010
    In a sweeping move to embrace the spirit of the Supreme Court's landmark second amendment ruling in McDonald v. City of Chicago, Mayor Richard Daley announced several new common sense regulations designed to protect the city's reputation for violence and general thuggery.While the landmark decision clarifies protection of individual second amendm...
  • Sign me up for Free Checking!
    My Gun Culture on August 10th, 2010
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  • Breaking Top Shot News! (In my dreams…)
    My Gun Culture on July 28th, 2010
    Los Angeles, CA - June 5, 2011 - In an exciting season finale tiebreaker of rock-paper-guns, long-shot contestant Tom McHale, renowned author of MyGunCulture.com, took the coveted title of Top Shot for the wildly successful shows second season. Beating a field of 16 distinguished markspeople, McHale clinched the title in the final event which requi...
  • I write like…
    My Gun Culture on July 24th, 2010
    I've seen this floating around the blogosphere and couldn't resist trying it out... ...
  • Top 10 reasons I want to be on Top Shot
    My Gun Culture on July 22nd, 2010
    I want to prove to all the pantywaists that armed people can in fact have disagreements without gunfire breaking out. Then again, not many pantywaists watch the History Channel... I'm not mentioning any names, Adam, but I can make a point without repeating 'rat fink' 94 times. I wouldn't miss the nomination target like others whose name I won't m...
  • How to reload without having parts left over…
    My Gun Culture on July 22nd, 2010
    If you're like me, there have been one or two times in your life when you embarked upon a "do it yourself" project and when all was said and done, and the dust settled, there were a few mystery parts left over.When it comes to reloading ammunition, this is definitely NOT a good thing!Fortunately, the good folks at Sinclair International have create...
  • Pocket knives of mass destruction?
    My Gun Culture on July 21st, 2010
    Unfortunately, some things require no witty commentary at all.According to KnifeRights.org, "the New York County (Manhattan) District Attorney's Office appears to be engaged in a shakedown of local businesses, forcing them to pay six-figure, so-called 'contributions' or risk unwarranted criminal penalties..."Check out this story, and others, and th...
  • Breaking News: Announcement on whether 2010 is Bush&#...
    My Gun Culture on December 31st, 2009
    White House spokesperson Charlie Gibbs announced today that a decision on whether 2010 is former President George W. Bush's fault will be delayed, most likely until the end of the coming year. "The President will be requesting weekly reports from top administration advisors to determine whether 2010 represents a 'systemic failure' or not. While we...
  • Breaking News: Potential Gun Crime Increases 15% in M...
    My Gun Culture on December 24th, 2009
    The number of gun permits surged 15% over the past two years according to The Boston Globe, creating near perfect conditions for increasing the state's criminal population. With the addition of 28,000 Class A firearms permits, commonly called a "license to carry," Massachusetts now has over 224,000 newly minted criminals in training. Some question...
  • Ask MGC! Whats an assault weapon?
    My Gun Culture on May 31st, 2009
    There's a lot of confusion, misunderstanding, and downright lies about assault weapons, so in true My Gun Culture fashion I hope to clarify this once and for all. Assault Weapons are sneaky little morphing bastards. They have a unique ability to change their DNA day to day, hour to hour, and news broadcast to news broadcast. Just ask Dan Rather. U...
  • Breaking News: Obama’s TelePrompTer Spotted at ...
    My Gun Culture on March 27th, 2009
    Members of a Charleston area shooting range encountered an unexpected sight last weekend when what appeared to be a TelePrompter was seen shooting handguns and various semi-automatic rifles.   Nearby shooters became suspicious when they overheard the TelePrompter saying "Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" Upon hearing this and ot...
  • Breaking News: UK Bans Images of “Scary Things&...
    My Gun Culture on March 24th, 2009
    Following on the heels a recent ban of images showing guns, the British Advertising Standards Authority has elected to extend the ban to all things deemed "potentially scary."   Nigel Giles, spokesperson for the authority offered this explanation. "Gawdon Bennet! We got complaints abaaaht a new advert. OK? Awright geeezzaa! abaaaht wha...
  • Message to a mugger…
    My Gun Culture on March 22nd, 2009
    OK, so this one probably falls into that Urban Legend category - although Snopes.com still has it listed as "undetermined."  Just because it may not be true doesn't mean it can't be funny, so in that spirit, here it is:Recently published on Craig?s List To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah )I was the guy with the black Burberry...
  • The Rodent Chronicles: Is waterboarding moral?
    My Gun Culture on March 20th, 2009
    OK blogosphere, I need some help. I like to think I have a pretty solid moral compass. For example, I am pretty sure that it's OK to shoot things if they are either inanimate, potential food, or just plain bad. I learned that moral guidepost from the movie "True Lies" where, upon just learning her husband of 15 years is a spy, Jamie Lee Curtis...
  • The Longest Day
    My Gun Culture on March 15th, 2009
    They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. I know this to be true because it happened to me.   About eight years ago, through a cosmic turn of events, I found myself at a shooting range for the very first time. Alone. Outnumbered by the one somewhat overweight and bored looking guy behind the counter. And ...
  • Breaking News: Smith & Wesson Market Cap Exceeds ...
    My Gun Culture on March 9th, 2009
    Today, Smith & Wesson (SWHC), long time maker of firearms and accessories, has experienced a meteoric rise of its share price over the past six weeks, resulting in a total market capitalization greater than that of the Federated States of Micronesia.   "We could not be more pleased with the recent share price growth" said Smith ...
  • Be sure to register you guns if you intend to commit ...
    My Gun Culture on March 8th, 2009
    From Scrappleface:In an effort to reduce gun violence nationwide, Attorney General Eric Holder said today that the Obama administration will reinstate the Clinton-era assault weapons ban that expired in 2004, adding new provisions to make it even more effective at saving lives.Under the revised rules, people who intend to commit crimes with st...
  • Obama Offers Historic Pistol to British Prime Ministe...
    My Gun Culture on March 7th, 2009
    In a White House ceremony today, President Obama offered a historic gift to visiting British Prime Minister Gordon Brown. The rare pistol, known as a "We don't like you anymore" Special , was the first of it's kind ever presented to a visiting dignitary.   Brown graciously accepted the gift, even going so far as to insist that the Presid...
  • Senate Acknowledges Existence of U.S. Constitution
    My Gun Culture on March 5th, 2009
    Thursday, February 26, 2009 Fairfax, Va. - In a surprise vote today, Congress determined that there is in fact an important document that outlines how the country should be run. "This new discovery kind of threw us for a loop" stated Senator Dianne Feinstein. "We've just been figuring things out as we go up to this point, and in our view that's be...
  • Pelosi, Holder resort to Rock, Paper, Scissors
    My Gun Culture on March 4th, 2009
    Early policy splits appear to be forming between new cabinet members and Democrat congressional leaders. When newly confirmed Attorney General Eric Holder hinted at reviving the assault weapons ban last week, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi quickly distanced herself from the topic.   "Eric is a big fat liar." said Pelosi. "Infinity." ...
  • Florida Outsources Concealed Weapon Permit Processing...
    My Gun Culture on March 1st, 2009
    Overwhelmed by number of recent Concealed Weapon Permit applications, the State of Florida has resorted to drastic measures to handle the avalanche of new applicants.  Starting March 2, 2009, 40% of all permit applications will be exported to Havana, Cuba for processing.   Florida citizens are expressing growing concern about the po...
  • Quote of the day
    My Gun Culture on February 28th, 2009
    "...the only background check I'd support is one on politicians."SHERIFF RICHARD MACK (Sheriff of Graham County, AZ; filed suit challenging Constitutionality of the Brady Law) ...
  • Black helicopter conspiracies…
    My Gun Culture on February 25th, 2009
    The government is out to get me. Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean it isn't true. I hear it starts with censorship and then more drastic things happen, like wedgie boarding. I found out today that my blog feed has not been working for a while. For a split second I thought I might have screwed up some HTML tags or done something else stupid te...
  • Black helicopter conspiracies…
    My Gun Culture on February 25th, 2009
    The government is out to get me. Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean it isn't true. ...
  • Attention Wal-Mart shoppers!
    My Gun Culture on February 25th, 2009
    Manager assistance needed in sporting goods.My local Wally World is a little low on ammunition. Who knew the Pork Spendulus bill included ammunition subsidies for under priviledged gun nuts. Where do I sign up to get my share of free stuff from the government? ...
  • “Impressive Chewing” Technology to Secure Israel...
    My Gun Culture on February 22nd, 2009
    The Israeli Defense Force (IDF) recently fielded a new top-secret weapon designed to secure border areas.  A covert IDF operative, recently back from deployment, and blogging under the code name Doubletapper, describes the new weapons system: The latest addition to the arsenal: a group of African antelope, each weighing nearly 1100 pounds....
  • Prophetic Abe
    My Gun Culture on February 20th, 2009
    "We cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.”Abraham LincolnNuff said.Thanks to Mas Ayoob's Blog for the reminder. ...
  • Beware the melonhead gang!
    My Gun Culture on February 20th, 2009
    WARNING: View at your own risk! The content below is for juvenile people (like me) who think watching fruits and vegetables explode is really amusing. ...
  • Hair (Armor) Club For Women
    My Gun Culture on February 19th, 2009
    Who needs Kevlar and ceramic plates when a good hair weave will do?Woman OK after bullet ends up in her hair weave The Associated Press KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Other than having a bit of a headache, a Kansas City woman was uninjured after a bullet fired at her ended up tangled in ...
  • Reason #147 I want an iPhone…
    My Gun Culture on February 18th, 2009
    Think of all the money I will save on buying old fashioned levels once every 20 years or so. ...
  • Wedgies are legal - If you are in fear for your life&...
    My Gun Culture on February 17th, 2009
    OK maybe I have to rethink this whole "My Gun Culture" thing.  Clearly there are other efficient means of defending one's self.Wedgie as good as handcuffs in suspect detention The Associated Press SALT LAKE CITY -- It took a wedgie and a headlock to pin down a man su...
  • Revisionist History Corner: The Declaration of Depend...
    My Gun Culture on February 17th, 2009
    Today's episode of Revisionist History Corner brings Part 1 of a series on our country's founding document, herefore to be know as the Declaration of Dependence. Rather than be an apathetic slug blogger and wait to comment on someone else's revisionist efforts, I figure I'll be proactive and start rewriting things myself.  Let's take a crack of b...
  • Obama makes unscheduled stop at Colorado gun store
    My Gun Culture on February 16th, 2009
    Creede, Colorado - Today, President Obama made a brief detour from his Town Hall stump tour to visit a small Colorado gun store. The President seemed downright giddy upon exiting Marine One outside locally owned Zeke’s Gun and Pawn Shop in Creede, Colorado. When asked about the unscheduled stop, the President replied “I, ah, keep on hearing...