Now, let me as y'all this: If you are a legislator who is charged with administrating thousands of dollars in scholarship money and doling out college aid to (supposedly) deserving students, do you think that maybe, JUST FUCKING MAYBE, you have to do it fairly? Do you think that maybe, JUST FUCKING MAYBE, handing out said funding to friends and ...

Do you guys know what it would take for me to say the following? Hillary Clinton may just be the best candidate for President of the United States in the 2012 election. It would take an administration that ran up an already high deficit to the point that it's practically unsustainable. It would take an administration that approaches foreign poli...

Keep running up those deficits and putting us deeper into debt!  Keep making it more difficult for the dollar to actually gain its value back and for the economy to recover. We're too big to fail. /sarcasm China, whose $2.45 trillion in foreign-exchange reserves are the world’s largest, is turning bullish on Europe and Japan at the expens...

This is not my hedgehog, but it's someone's hedgehog, and it's cute. see more Daily Squee And it looks like a happy hedgehog, even though it's not mine, and even though I want to steal that hedgehog and cuddle it.  Prickles, my hedgie, would be happy too if I got him a huge cake. As it is, he tends to abscond with Oreos!...

I realize my blogging is not as prolific as it has been in the past.  There are several reasons for this - most of them lame - but I'm listing them here anyway. I have a life I have a job I'm working on a new project at said job that has me waking up at all sorts of odd hours, getting to work when most people aren't even consider...

To abhor this talentless, classless, ignorant, attention-seeking, coke-snorting whore. "I think it's important that people understand that it's a state of emergency for this place and this state," she said. But Lady Gaga stopped short of dumping her Arizona tour dates like big name acts Kanye West and Rage Against the Machine who boycotted the...

...and why is it in the news? And why does it matter for what politician it votes?  And why is it so revoltingly orange, that orangutans in a zoo are hurling their excrement in a jealous rage? First, Snooki took on Obama over Twitter. Then, Obama said he didn't even know who she was. And on Thursday night's second season premiere of MTV's...

I'm very much pro-capitalism. I believe every company has the right and responsibility to maximize its profits.  This, however, equates to theft in my book.  Soldiers pay insurance premiums that are withdrawn from every paycheck. They have a right to expect that their regular monthly premiums will result in payment for their families shou...

I've been searching teh Intertubez for something to write about today, and as I peruse, I'm beginning to realize there's something fundamentally wrong with our society. We're the freest nation in the world. We offer the most opportunities, we protect personal liberties, we are a generous, courageous, honorable nation overall.  Despite all th...

After ramming trillion dollar health care "reform" down our throats... After the nearly $900 "stimulus" that did nothing to stimulate anything other than my ire... After borrowing trillions to pay for yet more government spending... After demolishing our economy to such an extent, that the Chinese are considering dumping us... NOW, the White Ho...

Not news: Congress sucks more than ever. Gallup's 2010 Confidence in Institutions poll finds Congress ranking dead last out of the 16 institutions rated this year. Eleven percent of Americans say they have "a great deal" or "quite a lot" of confidence in Congress, down from 17% in 2009 and a percentage point lower than the previous low for Congres...

There is a special place in hell for those shitbags who abuse or neglect innocent animals who rely on them for their very lives!  One such cocksack is Lawrence Hodgson of Washington, DC, who apparently went into a tennis dome on Hains Point  to play tennis and just turned his dog loose outside alone in the 97 degree heat to "play." Y'all...

This is a woman who works for the government. She redistributes our tax dollars under the guise of "helping" farmers. Except she vocally and proudly admits that she doesn't help white farmers as much as she helps black farmers. She admits that she uses taxpayer dollars - dollars that belong to white people, as well as African Americans - paid by p...

I write like Cory Doctorow I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing! ...

Because taking money by force from those who work and giving it away to those who don't will certainly stimulize the indolent to leave their couches, put down their chips and beer and find productive work. I can haz free kash? h/t: reformusgovernment.com ...

I recently ran across a blog explaining some of the "conservative" debating styles on the Internet.  The writer has apparently been trolling conservative blogs in order to find consistent debating tactics.  For someone who tries very hard to identify generalizations and criticize conservative pigeonholing of their liberal debate opponents...

The Taliban are monkeys... I mean they're using monkeys... training monkeys to fight American Soldiers.  The Afghanistani pig diddlers are resorting to desperate measures.  They can't really counter our sophisticated weaponry and highly trained troops, so they're using the primitive version of a UAV... a chimp. If this report is true, we...

Those of you who know anything about me at all or have been reading this blog for any number of months understand what kind of visceral reactions I have to injustices - especially injustices that involve the abuse of children, the elderly or animals.  So when I see stories of moral corruption such as this - fetid, fucktarded bureaucrats  ...

Without the mindless psychotic statist shitbags of San Francisco?  I mean, whom would we have to ridicule about the infinite stupidity of making regulations on the baking of pot brownies? Where would we be without the brainless nitwits who elected Skeletor Pelosi?  And how could this nation possibly remain the cesspool of moronic doucheb...

This flag few at Camp Bondsteel, Kosovo when I was deployed there in 2007.  It represents everything that is good and honorable about this nation.  We are young, and we are idealistic, but we are fundamentally good and decent.  And when others suffer, we are the first to rise up and offer help.  Remember the fundamental princi...

h/t: Theo Not for the faint of heart. If you come here and shake your head in consternation at my language, you might not want to click the "PLAY" button.  If you feel the need to send me email to complain about said language, leave and leave now, you rancid sack of malodorous effluvia.  ...

We already knew Nancy Pelosi is one of the dumbest bints in history.  You have to search far and wide to find a politician that is more hated around the nation (or one that more closely resembles Skeletor).  Her rampant dumbassery is tolerated and even venerated in her district, but as for the rest of us... ...we all have to wonder if sh...

Suck it, Daley! The Constitution won today! Incorporation always restricts experimentation and local variations, but that has not stopped the Court from incorporating virtually every other provision of the Bill of Rights. “[T]he enshrinement of constitutional rights necessarily takes certain policy choices off the table.” Heller, 554 U. S., at...

Stanley McChrystal is a lot of things, but I can't imagine he's stupid. The article that came out in Rolling Stone a few days ago showed typical office banter that usually remains in the office, while the professional military leaders go out and do their job regardless of what they think of their civilian bosses.  The fact that McChrystal allo...

Oh, Teh Stooopid™!  It burns worse than a month-old case of the clap on a syphilitic hooker!  In this case, the syphilitic hooker's name is Peggy West (a/k/a Miss Piggy).  As an elected official, one would think this dumb bint would know her geography, but apparently not.  Miss Piggy thinks that Arizona is "aways removed from ...

Yep, still trapped at the house. Yep, still kind of incapacitated, although getting better. I only had to take two doses of Ibuprofen yesterday, and both of them were in the evening.  Today, there's no pain at all, so I'm hopeful I'll get the OK to get out of this house tomorrow!  Even a shopping trip to the supermarket would be fabulou...

I guess not. h/t: Theo Spark...

So my shoulder is healing nicely.  I'm now able to do all the exercises assigned for physical therapy, will little discomfort, and I've tossed the BIG pain pills in favor of Ibuprofen (or as we commonly refer to it in the military, GI Candy).  I still have to take sleeping pills at night, but that's mostly because the doctor is forcing me...

I'd like to know two things: Why is this festering shitbag still alive? And why are we giving al Qaida what they want? In a new message traitorous piece of pig rectum Adam Gadahn warned that more al Qaida attacks would be forthcoming unless the United States gave in to two pig fucker demands: Stop support to Israel Pull U.S. t...

I'm typing this with one hand.  I had surgery yesterday on my right shoulder, where 5 spikes were essentially hammered into the bone.  That's not conducive to blogging, so hang in there, guys....

Ran across this story on the Greek fiscal crisis on CNBC this morning, which contained wisdom of the year, as far as I'm concerned. "You can't take a country that's over-borrowed and make it more creditworthy by lending it more money... They're throwing Greece further and further and further in the hole by not addressing the problem directly and ...

They burn people alive, slice body parts from live victims, castrate, torture rape and kill.  And now they have hanged a little boy in public for... ...spying. The execution happened Tuesday in the embattled Helmand province, said Dawoud Ahmadi,a spokesman for the provincial governor. "The innocent boy was not a spy, but he may have informe...

Someone in Washington State has a terrific sense of humor... or a terrific understanding of reality.  A measure filed with the Secretary of State of Washington proposes changing the seal of the State of Washington from a depiction of George Washington to... ...a tapeworm dressed in a three-piece suit attached to the lower intestine of the tax...

I've never been a fan of the bureaucratic mess we've created within our government. I'm not unrealistic. I do understand the necessity of having some government institutions.  Hell... I'm part of the machine, and I certainly don't want to shoot myself in the foot!  But I have to agree with Dan Mitchell - our bureaucracy is out of control...

Well, she ain't dead, but she's gone!  Retiring.  Outa here.  Forced out of her job as a "reporter" after her foul, obscene and repugnant comments about Jews. And it's about damn time. After her quip (to a Rabbi, no less!) that Jews should "get the hell out of Palestine" and go back to Germany or Poland, the White House rebuked h...