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Nuff Said

by Nicki June 23, 2011 The Liberty Zone

funny facebook fails - Typical...

h/t: Failbook

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I have a question

by Nicki June 22, 2011 The Liberty Zone

Just how disgustingly, nauseatingly, morbidly obese and gargantuan do you have to be to fit an entire mink coat in your underwear?  Granted, it was a “short” mink coat, but it’s still a COAT!  An entire coat!  In her bloomers!


A 46-year-old woman has pleaded guilty to stealing a mink coat from a Twin Cities store and then hiding the coat in her underwear.

For three days.

And now for the juvenile in me…

You knew this was coming…

So just sit back and enjoy the ride…

When it was finally retrieved, did it smell like beaver?

*rimshot

Happy Wednesday!

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Screw your rules and regulations!

by Nicki June 21, 2011 The Liberty Zone

Yet another national socialist homeowners association trying to tell yet another veteran that he cannot fly the American flag in his own yard, after he risked his life defending it.

It’s bad enough they’re trying to prevent Fred Quigley from honoring his nation by flying the flag on his own property, but get this… They’ve got their panties in a twist because he DIDN’T ASK PERMISSION.

Not even shitting you!


[Joseph] Migliorini [who represents the homeowners association] said residents are allowed to place flagpoles on their homes, but need permission to install a flagpole in their yard.

And worse yet…  the ungrateful shitbags in his neighborhood are expressing concern.  Concern? About a man who served his nation and earned the right to fly the flag on his own goddamn property?  Yes, apparently, it’s more important for them to see the national socialist homeowners association rules blindly followed than respect the right of a military veteran to fly the flag of the nation he fought for and loves.

Many residents said they are concerned about the flagpole in Quigley’s yard because it does not adhere to their association’s rules.

This is why I will never own another home, and if I do lose my mind and decide to purchase one, I will never purchase one that is within reach of a homeowners association.

Spread this far and wide.  Support Mr. Quigley!

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Yes, I’m immature

by Nicki June 21, 2011 The Liberty Zone

And yes, I got a perverse pleasure from saying the word “Weiner” several times daily and making myself giggle.

Don’t judge me!

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Speak English!

by Nicki June 18, 2011 The Liberty Zone

I came to this country in 1980 with my family. I was just a kid, but my parents’ first priority was to teach me English and learn English themselves, so they could find employment and become productive members of the American society. They came here legally – after a long journey from the USSR, through Austria and Italy, having filled out reams of paperwork and paid a lot of money to be allowed to come to this country.

Now, meet this cockbag.  He’s been in this country nearly as long as my parents and I have.  And for some reason, he hasn’t felt he needed to learn the language.  He was busy agitating against Americans’ insistence that immigrants come here legally, pay taxes and become productive members of society, instead of sneaking across the border, working for cash, putting a strain on our infrastructure and committing crimes.



Antolin Aguirre of the Austin Immigrant Rights Coalition was testifying against Senate Bill 9 that would help crack down on illegal immigrants in Texas. Aguirre spoke through an interpreter even though he had been in the U.S. since 1988.

Two minutes into Antolin Aguirre’s testimony, Sen. Chris Harris, a Republican from Arlington, interrupted asking Aguirre’s interrupter, “Did I understand him correctly that he has been here since 1988?” Harris asked. “Why aren’t you speaking in English then?”

Through his interpreter, Aguirre said Spanish is his “first language and since it is his first time giving testimony he would rather do it in Spanish.”

“It is insulting to us,” Sen. Harris fired back. “It is very insulting. And if he knows English, he needs to be speaking in English.”

Bravo, Senator Harris!

This Antolin Aguirre guy has been in the United States for 23 years. He’s a business owner in Texas, so apparently he knew enough English to establish himself in this society, raise a family, open a business and even agitate on behalf of illegal aliens.  But he doesn’t feel it necessary to speak the language of this country in front of an elected body.  It’s not that he can’t. He won’t.

He came to this country, took advantage of the opportunities America afforded him, made a life for himself, but apparently felt he didn’t have to respect his elected representatives by speaking to them in the language overwhelmingly spoken in this country and used for official proceedings.

Speak English, dildo!

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Just remember

by Nicki June 14, 2011 The Liberty Zone

A marten is a member of the weasel family.

You should know this next time a guy wielding a dead weasel busts into your home looking for his girlfriend (who must be obviously desperate and ugly if she would actually consider dating a guy who assaults strangers with dead weasels), so you can ensure you use the proper nomenclature when you ask him what the flying fuck he’s doing attacking you while carrying a dead weasel.

 Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, “Why are you carrying a weasel?” Police said the attacker answered, “It’s not a weasel, it’s a marten,” then punched him in the nose and fled.

The attacker was apparently looking for his girlfriend and had gone to her former boyfriend’s apartment Monday where the victim was a guest.

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Herman Cain? No Thanks.

by Nicki June 13, 2011 The Liberty Zone

Ever since the first GOP debate, a number of conservatives have been having collective orgasms over Herman Cain.  On the surface, he seems like a great guy and an even better potential candidate.

He’s a businessman.
He knows how to create jobs.
He’s a true conservative who will cut government spending.
He talks tough on defense.
He’s all about the free market.
He’s a social conservative, pro-family, anti-abortion, blah… blah… blah…

Yeah, OK.

Time to take a closer look at Herman Cain.  As much as I’ve enjoyed him the couple of times I’ve heard him on the radio, his preachy, revivalist-type rhetoric has not sat well with me.  And while I’m sure conservatives are drooling all over themselves to support Mr. Cain and to show themselves as not racist (if you somehow missed it, Herman Cain is, in fact, black), I am wary of the collective climax they’re heaving over him.  Too similar to the panting adoration they exhibited for Sarah Palin as soon as she burst onto the political scene – without so much as a glance at her record and what she stands for.

So I’m here to inject a bit of reality into the conservatives’ wet dream that is Herman Cain.

Herman Cain loved him some TARP.  And bailouts are apparently good policy intended to solve a problem.  Apparently it’s OK to erode the free market in order to save some big banks and use taxpayer dollars to do it.


Wake up people! Owning a part of the major banks in America is not a bad thing. We could make a profit while solving a problem.

Yea, it is a bad thing, if we the People are being FORCED by the government to invest in a venture in which we would normally not invest (and hence, the need for a bailout in the first place).

Earth to taxpayers! Owning stocks in banks is not nationalization of the
banking industry. It’s trying to solve a problem.

It IS nationalization if the government is using taxpayer dollars to bail out the banking industry. 

Herman Cain loved him some Mitt Romney, despite RomneyCare, and despite Romney’s “moderate” (that’s what they call Second Amendment cowards, who claim to support the right to keep Arms, and yet voice backing for onerous legislation such as the “assault” weapons ban, without actually knowing what an “assault weapon” is.

If Herman Cain is a “political outsider,” I’m a cocaine-sniffing marmoset.

A former chairman of Federal Reserve Bank of Kansas City and senior adviser to the 1996 presidential campaign of Republicans Bob Dole and Jack Kemp, Cain has regularly opened his wallet for political allies, and he even operates his own political action committee, called the Hermanator PAC.

Just because one hasn’t been elected to public office, doesn’t mean they’re not a big-government insider.  A restaurant lobby insider and his tenure at the Kansas City Fed make him less of an outsider and more of a big-government leech, despite his loud protestations to the contrary.  And since he does not support even a simple audit of the Fed – an entity that has a critical role to play in our fiscal policy, but absolutely no oversight – and doesn’t feel the Fed needs to be held accountable to the people, I’d say his status as an “outsider” is further suspect.

And finally gun control.  Herman Cain has stated loudly and proudly his belief that states and localities have the right to infringe on citizens’ right to keep and bear arms.

Don’t believe me?

Never mind that Herman Cain is completely ignorant on the topic of incorporation – you know – that process that applies portions of the Bill of Rights to the states.  That the Second Amendment protected the right to keep and bear arms from infringement not just by the federal government, but also state and local governments was never a question in my mind, but in McDonald v. Chicago, that principle has been upheld by the highest court in the land. 

What part of “shall not be infringed” is not clear to Herman Cain?

And by the way, on the subject of abortion…

I would never have one.  I doubt I could ever have one.  And I don’t believe this topic should be the purview of the federal government.  However, Herman Cain believes that a woman should be forced to act as an incubator for her rapist’s offspring, and to me, that’s as morally abhorrent as those women who would choose to end their pregnancies as a means of birth control.  Herman Cain apparently believes that a corrupt politician in DC (see such scum as Anthony Weiner, who can’t seem to keep Weiner Jr. off the Internet, “Diaper Dave” Vitter and others with about as much scruples as a cat in heat) should be allowed to force a 14 year old victim of rape or incest to carry her attacker’s seed to term. 

While I realize that is likely a small percentage of situations in which women get abortions, it is a viable one, and for Herman Cain to oppose the procedure in this case, and further terrorize the victim, is ethically repugnant.

In my humble opinion, Herman Cain has time and again proven himself to be nothing but a RINO and a traitor to the very freedoms he claims to want to protect and respect as President of the United States.

No thanks.

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Oh holy crap!

by Nicki June 9, 2011 The Liberty Zone

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

Two people get married. They’re happy. They’re in love. They’re…

Oh. My. Friggin’ God.

This was the astonishing sight as the world’s most pierced woman got married in Britain yesterday – to a balding retired civil servant.

Elaine Davidson has an eye-watering 6,925 piercings covering her body – including 500 studs in her genitalia.

Astonishing. I guess that’s one way to describe it.  Freakish.  

Yeah.

“In Dire Need of Attention,” meet “Desperately Horny.”

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Gun Porn

by Nicki June 9, 2011 The Liberty Zone

Apologies for being away. My computer is getting new innards installed, so I have precious few places I can blog.  Hopefully that will be remedied ASAP, when my buddy Manny returns my laptop with a brand new hard drive installed!

In any case, it has come to my attention that some tool who blogs by the name of Gunmart has used a friend’s name and image as part of his “porn” collection.  No, I’m not linking to him/her/it.  Do a Google search. 

Breda is a classy lady.  While we’ve never met in person, we have common friends, and we’ve become blog buddies over the past few years.  I can’t say enough good things about this woman. She’s bright, articulate, well-read and well mannered.  So she was understandably upset when some immature shitbag stole her image and then used it on his blog under the title “Breda Porn.”

While I’m sure this juvenile had a blast with the photo and got some desired traffic from it, Breda was unamused, and I’m sure her husband was as well.  She found it to be disrespectful and rude and politely requested for him to take the photo down. It was an image of her. It belonged to her.  Breda’s husband Mike also left a comment demanding that the photo of his wife be removed from the offensive blog post.  His comment was deleted (real class there, asshole).

A slew of comments followed in support of Breda, asking this jerk to remove her photo.  He finally obliged, but still left a link to it in the title of the post.  The comments continued – most asking him to remove this post – with one “anonymous” posting an ardent defense of this immature dimwit.

So allow me to deconstruct:

The title of his might be inappropriate and offensive. But nobody has a right to not be offended.

True, but this is not about the right to be not offended.  This is mostly about decency and property.

I agree that if he used copyrighted images then those should be removed. (it appears that he now just links to the post with the image )

The images are OF Breda, and they belong TO Breda and Mike.  Breda is not a public persona per se. She’s a blogger. A popular one. That doesn’t make her image a public image. She has every right to protest the use of her likeness without her permission in something she finds offensive. It’s HER image after all

But everyone ganging up and sending threatening emails to him and his advertisers, and calling for the whole removal of the post is a bit too far.

Oh? Why? A pathetic little jackass has the right to steal someone’s image and reproduce it with an offensive title because he has freedom of speech, but readers don’t have the right to voice their displeasure with this act, demand action and petition advertisers?  It’s called a free market, bud.  And it works both ways.

Part of what makes this country great ( or at least used to ) was that you could speak your mind. No matter how offensive or repulsive it is to anyone else. And know that some posse was not going to come to your house “with wire cutters”. ( yes I know it was meant as a joke )

Another part of what makes this country great is the fact that we have the freedom to act, but we must face the consequences of our actions, including the disdain and consternation of our audience. 

I do agree with him on one point. “My blog is not run by mob rule…”

No.  It’s his. But the image is not and was not.  His insistence on keeping Breda’s image associated with porn is not a matter of his free speech on his blog. It’s now a matter of decency.  The owner of this image asked him politely to remove it. And he’s ignoring the request simply because he’s stubbornly maintaining his right to do whatever he wants on his blog. He has that right.  Too bad he doesn’t have the decency and humility to go along with it.

Playing devils avocate (sic) here…

What if a anti gun blogger had stumbled across a blog post using the title “Gun Porn” and “politely” asked it be removed or changed. Citing some reason that it might be misleading to people and make guns more attractive and interesting. Or no reason at all other than it offended that person.

It’s not a matter of offense.  It’s a matter of property.  Breda’s property. Her image that was used without permission.  Duh.

Would you remove or rename that post? Or tell them to kick rocks and its my blog and Ill do and say what I want? We still have free speech here do we not? 

This is not a free speech issue. Congress did not limit the freedom of speech of the blogger.  He stole an image that did not belong to him, and he proceeded to use it in a way that was not approved by the owner of said image. Plain and simple.

And further down


Is it ok to teach people that stomping on someones rights is OK in some situations but when someone else over here does it then its wrong?

No one has the right to violate the right of others. By stealing that image and reproducing it without permission, he violated Breda’s right. 

But attempting to force someone to remove a post altogether or change their words is exactly the same as if DHS was doing it. 

Disingenuous comparison. There’s no enforcement and no force.  Requests are made by numerous people, and if they’re dissatisfied, they do something about it, whether it be removing Gunmart from their list of links or contacting the advertisers.  One is voluntary, the other is force.

My point is free speech is free speech. No matter who it is. No matter where it is. Once we start down the slope of putting it into categories we get what is being done to 2A rights.

The cool thing about rights is that inherently their exercise doesn’t violate others’ rights.  Ergo, if this guy’s “right” to free speech violates the property right of another, it is not a right.  He has no right to steal an image or use it as he pleases without the owner of that image.  That’s like saying it’s OK for someone to use a stolen microphone to give a speech.

In other words, Gunmart – quit being an asshole. Have some class. Take the damn thing off.

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Dear Mr. Mirman,

by Nicki May 27, 2011 The Liberty Zone

You are awesome!

How many people would take the time and effort to perform corrective action for a cable company that can logically and rationally be compared to a cannibal or Stalin? Not a whole lot.

That’s why I so appreciate the full-page ad you took out about Time Warner Cable.

Did you know that on Yelp, Time Warner Cable has one and a half stars? That’s less stars than Jeffery Dahmer — who killed and ate people, maybe even had sex with their skulls (I don’t really know). Obviously what I’m saying is untrue, because Yelp does not review serial killers, but if they did, his babaganoush would be better than yours, if you both made babaganoush, even if his drugged and murdered people. Sorry that got weird. F**k you. I just made you read that confusing thing.

Kudos, sir!

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Yep. Still here.

by Nicki May 21, 2011 The Liberty Zone

I interrupt my regularly scheduled vacation activities in Vegas to inform you that I’m still here, and so is Rob.  And so are the thousands of people enjoying their time here in Vegas. There’s been no earthquake, no apocalypse, no graves being shaken open and no carcasses flying to heaven.

You know… just in case anyone was wondering.

We haven’t ruptured… or raptured.  Although if “rapture” is to be described as a state of unbearable ecstasy, last night’s dinner at Spago could probably qualify.

I’m reading that despite the lack of any type of apocalyptic event, some dildoes, who have given up their homes, their worldly possessions and their careers in preparation for ascending to heaven, are still claiming they’ll be rapturing.  Yep.  At 6pm tonight.  Never mind that it’s currently 6pm in Europe, and no one has disappeared. 

Obviously, there are just no true believers – no good people in Europe who will be going to heaven. Europe is evil.

Mike did tell me that the last time this charlatan of a preacher predicted world apocalypse, there were idiots who actually went out and euthanized their pets in preparation.  And yes, it’s true.  Luckily this dumbass was stopped, but how many more batshit crazy assholes out there are killing animals to perpetuate their insane beliefs?  There’s a place in hell for those who kill innocent animals for this bullshit. I have no doubt these assnuggets will be descending there post haste.

I’d be glad to help get them there. Really.

OK, back to food, fun and frolic.

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Some good news

by Nicki May 15, 2011 The Liberty Zone

Huckabee is not running for President

Not that I thought that tool would ever win, but I have to say there are three GOP candidates who would make me not just vote for Zero, but campaign for him – Santorum, Huckabee and Gingrich.  And while a jello wrestling match in a blue kiddie wading pool for the presidency would be amusing, especially with those three pasty vermin, I’m overall glad that one statist authoritarian dildo is out of the running.

I’m going to Vegas.

I don’t take vacations very often. My last trip was to New Orleans two years ago.  The one before that was 2003.  So Rob and I decided to take a week and fly West for some rest and relaxation.  And no, we’re not getting married. Thanks for asking.

Michael Moore and Keith Olbermann.

There’s no way you can even be angry at anything these two Marxist morons say. Most of their bloviations are so ridiculous, you simply have to shrug and turn off the TV before yesterday’s lunch makes a repeat appearance. However, I think this is good news overall, because the more yammering “progressives” you permanently pile into Olbermann’s meaningless obscurity of a show, the quicker you expand the Field of Progressive Irrelevancy™.

Besides, you can’t tell me it wouldn’t be fun to watch the producers try to squeeze Moore’s bloated carcass and Olbermann’s gargantuan ego into one room!

An eye for an eye.

While I’m not a big fan of Iran, I do believe in justice.  And I’m liking the idea of this “An eye for an eye” concept.


Majid Movahedi, 30, is scheduled to be rendered unconscious in Tehran’s judiciary hospital at noon on Saturday while Ameneh Bahrami, his victim, drops acid in both his eyes, her lawyer said.
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Bahrami who had asked for an eye for an eye retribution in the court, was disfigured and blinded by Movahedi in 2004 when he threw a jar of acid in her face while she was returning home from work. “He was holding a red container in his hand. He looked into my eyes for a second and threw the contents of the red container into my face,” she told the court in 2008.

I also think rapists should be forcibly sodomized with cricket bats dipped in hot tar, broken glass and rusty nails.  And I think rendering this bastard unconscious is entirely too humane, since he did not afford the same courtesy to his victim.

Oh, and did I mention we’re going to Vegas?

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Make it guns: 1 – gun banners 0

by Nicki May 10, 2011 The Liberty Zone

Now.

Just got this in an email. Those of you who are in Texas – y’all need to get your asses in gear.  Just sayin’.

The Open Carry Bill, HB 2756, is currently pending in the House Calendar Committee. This bill needs a vote on the House floor by Thursday, May 12th.

Please contact your Representative today and urge them to push for a vote on this important legislation. Contact info for all Texas Legislators can be found at <a href=”http://www.capitol.state.tx.us

Please”>www.capitol.state.tx.us

Please also contact members of the House Calendar Committee and request their support for moving HB 2756 to the floor for a vote

Capisce?

There is no reason at all a law-abiding gun owner, who went through the trouble of getting a CHL should be denied to exercise this right openly.

So restore your rights, Texans!

Do it now.

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I just couldn’t stop myself…

by Rob May 8, 2011 The Liberty Zone

(Note: Crossposted from my old blog, which I am leaving in favor of occasionally invading Nicki’s space. Heh.)

…from fisking this piece from stereotypical neoconservadouche Chris Malagisi. This guy is one of Newt Gingrich’s henchmen, and periodically plugs him, and even started this page on facebook to “draft” Newtie. I, of course, couldn’t stop myself back then, either… and this appeared. Whoops.

Anyway, away we go…

“Ron Paul Wins the Democrat Presidential Debate – oh wait!

Earth to Rep. Ron Paul and former Gov. Gary Johnson – you are running for the Republican nomination for president, not the Libertarian or Democrat nomination.

They know that, Chris. Do you? Contrary to your views, there’s no political party called the “Fusionist Party” or “Neoconservative Party”. Hate to break it to you.

At various times throughout the Republican primary debate last evening, I had to remind myself I was actually watching a Republican debate. Without the interludes of Gov. Tim Pawlenty, Sen. Rick Santorum, and CEO Herman Cain, you would think that Ron Paul and Gary Johnson were participating in a Democrat presidential primary debate, siding with Democrats on major social and defense policy initiatives.

Translation: “Hey, wait a minute… not everyone is espousing imperialist foreign policy and authoritarian social policies! Is this some kind of joke? I thought we’d sufficiently co-opted this party and run off the old-school conservatives that these views weren’t prevalent any more!!!”

Why do Republicans let people like Ron Paul and Gary Johnson participate in Republican presidential debates? They are obviously trying to win the “Who’s more Libertarian?” or “Who’s the least Republican” debate as opposed to the actual Republican debate taking place.

Well, gee, Scooter, maybe it just might be possible that there are significant components of the Republican primary electorate who’ve gotten tired of your Douchebag Conservatism! No, couldn’t be…

For the record, I do not disparage Paul or Johnson from running for president as they have served their country honorably nor do I fundamentally disagree with them that our country is in deep budgetary and economic peril.”

Translation: “But now, let me disparage the two guys that were onstage who embrace the philosophy I truly hate and fear, conservatism. Problem is that they’re so damn CORRECT on fiscal issues, even a devout neocon stoolpigeon myself is unable to sufficiently shroud the issues in mist! Blast!”

Nor do I for one minute pretend the Republican Party is a homogenous entity where everyone agrees with everyone. Republicans have always had internal disputes over philosophical emphases and the occasional policy difference.

Translation: “But I sure would like things that way, and guys like me work every day to try and make them so. Did I mention Newt is THE MAN, and the embodiment of everything we’d like to morph the Republican Party into? Speak not ill of him, he is infallible!”

The Republican Party as a whole though is based on five fundamental principles – individual freedom, limited government, free markets, a strong national defense, and preserving our traditional values and heritage. The modern Republican Party is based on the foundation of the conservative movement.

Okay, Chris, let’s look at what the influx of former Trotskyite statists, aka neoconservatives, have done to those supposed “fundamental principles.” Incidentally, the former Democrats knows as neoconservatives bear ideas which are neither new, nor conservative in any recognizable form.

Individual freedom: The Republican party has drifted far away from support of individual freedom in many ways. The creation of DHS, TSA and the attendant security theater in airports, which accomplishes NOTHING, other than violating travelers’ civil liberties. Support for a greater, more intrusive federal government… medical records, financial records, property rights, the list goes on.

Limited government: What a joke. The Republican Party has been ripped so far off its moorings, it would hardly be recognizable to Calvin Coolidge. The party establishment has given up trying to roll back what the progressives have inflicted on Americans since 1932. They’re not even trying to eliminate the Department of Education any longer, one of Ronald Reagan’s stated goals! With the bunch in charge now, supposedly the goal is to “fix” massive unconstitutional ponzi schemes known as Social Security, Medicaid, and Medicare! Either they’re guilty of craven ideological cowardice, or they support those programs. I tend towards the latter explanation. Why? Because the GOP establishment came up with huge expansions of government like Bush’s Medicare prescription drug boondoggle, the Department of Homeland Security, and “No Child Left Behind.” The GOP… slightly less collectivist than those other guys… Vote for us!

Free markets: Also a joke. Support of the cabal known as the Federal Reserve, and its constant monkeying with the markets. GOP-led Congresses and administrations bear some blame for the housing bubble, the dot-com bubble, the farm bill, the bailouts, the stimuli, and many other statist interventions in the economy. They also love doling out corporate welfare.

Strong national defense: Here, at least, the record is decent. The GOP has generally opposed the Democrats’ attempts to weaken our military over the past 50 years or so. The real problem here is the GOP’s relationships with the various elements of the military-industrial complex. It propagates corporate welfare like the F-35 “competitive engine”, and creates a conflict of interest at the highest levels of government.

“Preserving our traditional values”: Once upon a time, REAL conservatives understood that social mores and cultural traditions were passed down from one generation to the next by the people, not the government. Men like Robert Taft and Barry Goldwater understood this. Regrettably, Ronald Reagan gave the social “conservatives” a seat at the table, and they haven’t gotten up.

The conservative movement is a coalition made up of three disparate, yet amenable groups – classical liberals or libertarians, traditionalists, and anti-communists – or modernly referred to as fiscal, social, and defense conservatives. While each entity emphasizes different issues, they all work together in a political compact of sorts with a shared sense of reason operating within tradition. They also understand that together, as a fusionist coalition, they have the best chance of winning elections and actually legislating their conservative principles.

There are a number of issues here, the most prominent being the inclusion of the social “conservatives” as some kind of integral part of a conservative coalition. The second most prominent is that ANY conservative principles have any chance of “being legislated” with the current gang. This book lays it all out, from the perspective of a REAL conservative.

In order for any modern candidate to win the GOP nomination, they must embody these conservative principles, or at least appeal to these constituencies. With the exception of primary fiscal issues, Paul and Johnson consistently deviated and at various points were even hostile to the social and defense conservative branches.

I can hear it now: “How DARE those guys get off our script! We NEED to invade third world hellholes every few years for sketchy reasons! We NEED to appease the religious nuts by instituting invasive authoritarian social policies at every level of government! Harrumph! Harrumph!” Well, Chris, the last GOP presidential nominee even resembling a conservative was Ronald Reagan, and he had to compromise with those in the GOP who were, well… not conservative. The last true conservative to obtain the GOP nod was Barry Goldwater, 47 years ago.

Throughout the debate, Ron Paul stated positions that were contrary to mainstream Republicans. Nearly every response oozed of antipathy towards successfully concluding our military missions in Iraq and Afghanistan and utilizing enhanced interrogation techniques, even for the likes of Khalid Sheik Mohammed – the mastermind of 9/11.

Oh my goodness, not positions “contrary to mianstream Republicans’… anything but that! (To be fair, I disagree with Rep. Paul and Gov. Johnson on enhanced interrogation techniques. These people aren’t protected by the Geneva conventions, since they’re not soldiers.)

He is against the use of prisons for enemy combatants, humanitarian and foreign aid, the reorganization and consolidation of our homeland security, traditional marriage, the AZ illegal immigration act, wants to get rid of the federal reserve, intonated a return to the gold standard and at one point stated he was for legalizing drugs such as heroin and cocaine – I’m not kidding.

Well, no kidding, Chris… of course he’s against humanitarian and foreign aid, DHS, the Federal Reserve, and wants to return to the gold standard and sound money. HE is an actual CONSERVATIVE… unlike YOU.

The debate moderators at one point had to ask Paul and Johnson how they expected to win the Republican nomination with anti-Republican viewpoints such as these.

What both Chris and the moderators either don’t fully understand or don’t choose to acknowledge is that political parties are brands, not ideologies. For most of the 19th century, the Democrats were the exponents of limited government, not the GOP. Things change.

Politically though, no modern presidential candidate has won the Republican nomination being fiscally imprudent, negligent on social issues, and anti-defense. Look at the most recent Republican presidential nominees and how they were able to appeal politically to the three main constituencies.

Oh, THIS will be good.

While prickly with the conservative base, John McCain knew he had to win over enough people from each of the three main groups to win the Republican nomination. His position of strength was national security having served in the US Navy and was the leading proponent in congress for the Iraqi surge. He was consistently pro-life and appealed to economic voters using the line that government spending like drunken sailors was an insult to drunken sailors.

John McCain won the nomination because everything broke just right for him. Rudy didn’t make an effort until Florida, when it was too late; Fred Thompson didn’t have a real campaign, Huckabee was rightly seen as a tool of the religious nuts and couldn’t get much support outside that base, and the three candidates who could be called conservative in some way, shape or form, Ron Paul, Duncan Hunter and Tom Tancredo, were marginalized by the party establishment and media. He won by default.

George W. Bush unabashedly was a social conservative referring to his reaffirmation of Jesus Christ in his adult life during the 2000 campaign. He appealed to fiscal conservatives touting his plans for tax cuts and appealed to defense conservatives supporting a missile defense shield and a non-nation building approach to foreign policy.

Simply put, Bush had the religious nut vote in his back pocket, along with the establishment types… he then flat-out LIED about a “humble foreign policy” over and over again before pursuing a neocon agenda once in office. Running to the right of John McCain is no big trick.

Like McCain, Bob Dole had a thorny relationship with conservatives but appealed to defense conservatives having served in combat. He was pro-life and appealed to fiscal voters by promising a 10% across-the-board federal budget cut and selected the tax cut icon, Jack Kemp, as his running mate.

Bob Dole got the nomination because of the weakness of his competition; no other reason. Lamar Alexander? Alan Keyes? Come on. It was “his turn”.

You can see a consistent theme among these candidates that allowed them to appeal not only to the Republican base but to the national electorate as well. Republicans should reassess their standards of participation in nationally televised debates or risk losing or hurting their brand further.

No, not really, Chris. What Republicans need to do is re-examine their own priorities, and see if they match the principles they claim to believe in, starting with “limited government.” They also need to reassess the standing of self-appointed gatekeepers.

Again, Ron Paul and Gary Johnson have every right to run for president, but they are not Republican or traditionally conservative.

Hahahahahahahah!!!! What a complete crock! Those guys are each more conservative than you, Newtie, Rick Santorum and John McCain combined on your best day.

While Donald Trump may have questionable political discrepancies of his own, he recently summed it up best that Ron Paul has zero chance of winning. The Libertarian Party is still looking for their nominee, gentlemen.

The one with “questionable political discrepancies is YOU, Chris. Thanks for playing.

Christopher N. Malagisi is the President of the Young Conservatives Coalition, a National Review Institute Washington Fellow, and an Adjunct Professor at American University teaching “The History of the Conservative Movement: 1945-Present” and “Campaigns & Political Activism

Holy hell, THIS guy teaches a class on “the conservative movement”? I’d bet his students barely even hear about “Mr. Republican” or “Mr. Conservative“, since they clearly would stand forthrightly against his neocon worldview. No wonder AU is so far left!

Spare me your smarm, your condescension and your arrogance. No sale. Don’t you have a Newtie event to go to?

The walking talking stereotypical neoconservadouche in all his glory.

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A New Addition

by Nicki May 8, 2011 The Liberty Zone

No, I’m not pregnant.  Shut it.

I’d like to formally introduce Rob. He’ll be blogging here when the mood strikes him, and his first rant is right above.

He’s bright, he’s sarcastic, and he’s well informed. In other words, he’s just the kind of person I’d want as a blog co-author.

Oh, and even though he curses considerably less than I do, we do share a brain and we see eye-to-eye on most everything.

Enjoy.

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Something beautiful, for a change

by Nicki May 5, 2011 The Liberty Zone
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Dear Pakistan,

by Nicki May 3, 2011 The Liberty Zone

We would sincerely invite you to go fuck yourselves.

We did not violate your sovereignty, you camel-humping assmonkeys. We pay you billions per year in military and development aid and you hid the world’s most onerous terrorist in your country for years.  So fuck you very much. We did what we had to do to get him, and since our money helps you exist somewhere above the Cro-Magnon age, we certainly have the right to go in there and take care of business.  We own your hairy asses!

No, it was not a joint operation. If it was, you swine wouldn’t be bitching about the killing of your perfidious idol.  You do not get to take credit for the heroic acts of SEAL team 6 and American intelligence. You’re nothing but whining pieces of dog crap who want to take credit for an operation with which you had nothing to do, now that you understand the whole world hates you, hates your treachery and rightfully thinks you’re worthless bits of waste on the toilet paper of life after a particularly foul night of cheap beer and corn.

Your people, your beliefs, your corrupt, terrorist-supporting leadership are an embarrassment to the human race, and I wouldn’t mind seeing your backwards country turned into a glass parking lot and opened up after the radiation cloud settles to show small children what happens to pathetic fundamentalist Islamic fucks who create an entire radical regime and protect murderous terrorist scum.

If I were the President of the United States, I’d tell you all to go to hell, remove every last shred of aid and watch you descend into neanderthal hell, as any backwards Islamic shithole is bound to do when left to its own devices.

Why?

Because you squalid monkeys are not worth it. Because you consider Bin Laden a martyr and a hero, instead of a cowardly terrorist fuck who murdered thousands of innocent people and hid behind his wife when push came to shove.  We give you aid. We help you during times of natural disasters, and you sabotage our efforts to destroy terrorists worldwide and hide a mass murderer among you – steps away from a national military academy!  Hell – you’re either blisteringly stupid or evil.  I choose evil.

And I choose to let evil die.

So here’s hoping to see every last one of you burn in hell.

Sincerely,
The United States

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DEAD!

by Nicki May 1, 2011 The Liberty Zone

Goodbye, you pig-humping bastard.

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Rogue is here!!!

by Nicki April 26, 2011 The Liberty Zone

I interrupt my usual ranting for an update. My friend Mike’s new book is out!  I’ve been waiting a while for this one, mostly because I read the ideas for the original a loooooooooong time ago, and now it’s here!

So cool thing is, you can get your advance order in. Not only that, but Mike will sign it. 


We are taking advance orders for signed copies of his upcoming novel, Rogue. There will not be an in-store autographing; the books will be shipped to us pre-signed. Sorry, no inscriptions or personalizations are possible. There will be a limited number of signed copies; to ensure availability, please order no later than Saturday, April 30th. Your credit card will not be charged until your order is ready to ship (the book is expected to arrive around September 6th).

Go. Get. Read. Now. Go.

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Old Glory

by Nicki April 26, 2011 The Liberty Zone

Outfielder Rick Monday of the Chicago Cubs dashes between two men in the Dodger Stadium outfield in Los Angeles, in this April 25, 1976 photo, snatching an American flag the men were about to burn. In honor of the 30th anniversary of his saving the American flag, Monday will be honored Tuesday with a video tribute at Minute Maid Park in Houston.

By Jim Roark, Los Angeles Herald Examiner via AP

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Who is Gary Johnson?

by Nicki April 24, 2011 The Liberty Zone

While it’s too early to speculate about the success or failure of Gary Johnson’s presidential bid – after all, you never know – something explosive could happen – I will say that from what I heard so far, there’s no one else I would support for the GOP nomination next year.

Many of you will read this and go, “Who?”

That’s probably his biggest obstacle to getting the nomination. This society – as a whole – is too apathetic to vote for anyone that is not mainstream and who hasn’t been a part of the Good Ole Boys network, and too stupid to see that we need an actual fiscal conservative in the White House with a set of big, bad, brass balls that would put a stop to the politics-as-usual bullshit we’ve been seeing in Washington for the past several decades – not someone who they perceive is “electable.”

Let me tell you something, people.  Anyone is electable if the electorate has the integrity and the courage to choose them over the establishment.  And Gary Johnson has imminently broad appeal.

I can’t believe I’m even linking to an article from the Daily Kos, but it’s a straightforward account of why Gary Johnson could pose a huge threat to Zero, from someone who lived in New Mexico during Johnson’s tenure as governor.

As governor, Johnson was a strong fiscal conservative, and a social moderate. He had broad appeal, even amongst centrist Democrats, many of whom crossed party lines and voted for him.  He was laid back. He shunned the Governor’s mansion and the entourage which were a hallmark of Bill Richardson’s tenure as governor of New Mexico. In fact, on a Sunday,  more often than not you could find the Gov sitting at a table at Bagelmania in Downtown Santa Fe, reading the paper and having breakfast with his wife.  He took the time to say hello, and even asked about your kids.

That belies the toughness with which he ran the ship of state in New Mexico.  The legislature there only meets for a few weeks each year.  Johnson routinely used his veto powers to threaten the legislature into coming to terms with tough issues when the partisanship fractured the Round House.

National political analysts still mislabel Johnson as your Dr. Paul fringe candidate.  True, Johnson has been an advocate over the last year for the legalization of Marijuana, a controversial stance which even President Obama has shied away from, which definitely alienates him from many in the fundamentalist religious base of the national GOP. It does, however, open the door for him with many liberals who are dissatisfied with Mr. Obama, and many independent voters, and he approaches the issue from a tax-dollars bottom line, which might even find a few libertarian and fiscal conservative adherents.

That’s right. You hear that? STRONG FISCAL CONSERVATIVE.  He’s not fringe. He’s an executive. He knows how to run a strong fiscal ship, and he’s not afraid to take on the sacred cows of spending – entitlements.

To be sure, I don’t agree with Mr. Johnson on every single issue.  I think he still has much to learn about immigration policy and national security, but from what I’ve seen of him – and I’ve seen him speak several times now – he’s willing to listen and to adjust.  And that’s something that none of the other morons currently in the running are willing or able to do, because they’re so stuck to the GOP brand.

Personally, I’m sick and tired of the giant sucking sound coming from each of the current GOP lot “considering” a run. Stop forming an exploratory committee. Stop sitting on the fence about spending. You either want to be President, or you don’t.  You either want to cut spending, or you don’t.  Funding your pet religious and moral causes is no different than funding those of the Democrats.

I dare you.  Do some research on Gary Johnson, and find out why he could pose a serious threat to a second Zero term!

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Recycling his 15 minutes of fame

by Nicki April 22, 2011 The Liberty Zone

Apparently the Koran burning 15 minutes of fame didn’t last long enough for Terry Jones.

Just when you thought this moron has gone home to his petite band of extremists, he’s baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack in the news – like a stubborn case of herpes.

This time it’s because he had a negligent discharge…. NOT the kind you perverts think!  Although, he was in his car, with one of his… um… flock.

Controversial Pastor Terry Jones accidentally fired his .40-caliber handgun while he was at a Southfield television studio Thursday night, according to police.

The outspoken pastor, 59, of Gainesville, Fla., was getting in the passenger side of his car at 11:10 p.m. after an interview when the Taurus handgun went off, sending a bullet into the floorboard, Southfield Police Lt. Nick Loussia said today.

Bad judgment and lack of positive control of his firearm.  Terrific.

He was probably upset his little stunt with the Koran evaporated too quickly.  Had to do SOMETHING to keep the attention, didn’t he?

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Trig Palin or why libtards hate the free market

by Nicki April 22, 2011 The Liberty Zone

There’s been a lot of outrage on the Intertubez lately about a foul screed about Sarah Palin’s son Trig penned by a dickless wonder at Wonkette named Jack Stuef.  I’m not linking to Wonkette, to Stuef or to the outrage.

No need to repeat the indignity.  No need to reprint a merciless, twisted, sociopathic attack on a child who had the misfortune of being born with Down’s Syndrome.  I can only hope that if Stuef ever actually gets the opportunity to stick his puny excuse for a dick into a woman, that the leavings wind up in a dirty, slimy spot on the sheets.  The thought of that lard-laden shitsack reproducing scares even me.

Although, judging by his photo, this fat fuck has about as much chance of getting laid as an ostrich egg by a chihuahua.

Perhaps if he actually left his mother’s basement, changed his shit-stained, ripped boxers, stopped eating frozen moonpies from mommy’s fridge and found better means of communication than abusing a disabled baby, he might actually have a chance of sticking his organ in something other than a pocket pussy, but I doubt that will ever happen.

In any case, this post isn’t about him.

Apparently, outrage has been so strong about Stuef’s attack on a defenseless child, that advertisers have begun pulling their dollars from Wonkette.


Papa John’s, Vanguard, and Huggies all announced today that they will be dropping their advertisements from Wonkette.

“Thank you for alerting us to this. We’ve taken step to make sure our advertising doesn’t appear on that site in the future,” tweeted Papa John’s Pizza’s corporate twitter account.

Wonkette shot back at Papa John’s, tweeting, “We beat up on Sarah Palin’s craven use of her son as a POLITICAL PROP. Child protective services should take Trig away.”

In another tweet, Wonkette called on consumers to boycott Papa John’s.

That’s the beauty of the free market. Advertisers can look at the content and decide for themselves if they want to be associated with the type of slime Wonkette’s Fucktarded, Feeble-minded, Fuckwit has vomited forth in an effort to be oh-so witty.  And while the troglodytes at Wonkette have pulled the offensive post, likely finally realizing that their readers don’t constitute enough buying power to make a dent in Papa John’s profit margin if they boycotted it, don’t have enough collective brains to actually invest in Vanguard (likely thinking the nanny state will take care of all their needs when they finally leave their parents’ house to venture out on their own and discover they have no marketable skills other than sitting on the couch and eating potato chips), and wouldn’t purchase diapers, because that would imply they actually fucked something of the opposite sex at some point in their lives, their so-called apology is anything but sincere.

A post on this page satirizing Sarah Palin using her baby as a political prop was very badly done and sounded like the author was mocking the child and not just Sarah Palin/Sarah Palin’s followers.

The writer, Jack Stuef, has apologized for it. And we have decided to remove the post as requested by some people who have nothing to do with Sarah Palin, but who do have an interest in the cause of special needs children. We apologize for the poor comedic judgment.

Yes, let’s make sure we make it clear that we wouldn’t remove an offensive piece of putrid vomit such as this just for the sake of the parents, because after all, they’re conservatives, and therefore deserve to have their kid beaten like a fucking pinata.

Let’s make sure that we mollify our vapid horde of frothing followers by clarifying that our removal of this offensive post was prompted by people who actually give a fuck about disabled kids (instead of ones who chose to actually give one a chance at life).

I doubt this will help Wonkette’s bleeding advertiser situation, because people who plop lots of cash down to promote their products know a FAIL when they see it. 

And that’s why the Drooling Ignorami of Libtardia hate the free market. It won’t allow them to make complete douchebags of themselves with impunity.

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Brilliant!

by Nicki April 21, 2011 The Liberty Zone

I’ve always been a proponent of free speech – even the odious, foul rantings of Phelching Phred Phelps and his knuckle-dragging horde of inbreds are protected under the First Amendment to the United States Constitution.

I’ve also always been a fan of two things:

Actions having consequences and the Pagan Threefold Law that states whatever energy you put out to the world will return to you three times over.

In this case the Threefold Law certainly came into play.

Well played, Brandon MS.  Well played.  My hat’s off to you.

    A couple of days before, one of them (Westboro protestors) ran his mouth at a Brandon gas station and got his arse waxed. Police were called and the beaten man could not give much of a description of who beat him. When they canvassed the station and spoke to the large crowd that had gathered around, no one seemed to remember anything about what had happened.

    Rankin County handled this thing perfectly. There were many things that were put into place that most will never know about and at great expense to the county.

    Most of the morons never made it out of their hotel parking lot. It seems that certain Rankin county pickup trucks were parked directly behind any car that had Kansas plates in the hotel parking lot and the drivers mysteriously disappeared until after the funeral was over. Police were called but their wrecker service was running behind and it was going to be a few hours before they could tow the trucks so the Kansas plated cars could get out.

    A few made it to the funeral but were ushered away to be questioned about a crime they might have possibly been involved in. Turns out, after a few hours of questioning, that they were not involved and they were allowed to go on about their business.

For the record, I would be willing to be arrested and face an assault charge if that were my son’s funeral the Westboro ignorami had decided to befoul.  None of them would be walking. That’s a promise.  And as I said before, I’d be willing to face the legal consequences of those actions.

What Brandon collectively did is brilliant. 

Kudos!

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Women and guns

by Nicki April 21, 2011 The Liberty Zone

I never thought I was a rare breed – a woman who actually enjoys shooting and takes personal responsibility for my own safety by having a concealed carry permit and actually carrying a gun.  But apparently, according to this guy, I’m some kind of an anomaly.  While examining the allegedly paltry number of women who attend NRA conventions, this particular misogynistic tool somehow decided that:

1 – Shooting sports will never be popular with women until women start worrying more about their guns than about their lipstick.

2 – Women won’t take any rational steps to defend themselves with the most effective tools on the market, because they’re too worried about getting dirty, smelly and whether or not their pretty little gun and its accessories match their shoes.

3 – Women won’t find training with their firearm as important as looking sexy in their earplugs.

No, I’m not even kidding.  Apparently, this tool lost his penis (which also doubles as his brain) somewhere in the depths of his desk drawer, which is likely filled with paraphernalia meant to make him look more masculine… you know… deer urine spray, a Zippo lighter, a body building magazine, along with a dog-eared, sticky copy of Maxim, and a small comb for that cheesy mustache.

Gee, am I generalizing?

How’s it feel?

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Liberal lies

by Nicki April 19, 2011 The Liberty Zone

A few days ago, this article began circulating on the Intertubez.  It castigated the United States for being what it described as “dead last” in overall social spending, implying that somehow we’re not generous enough, and that our high debt level shouldn’t be cause to reduce spending on health care, pensions, etc.

This report from the OECD and The Business Insider, could not have come at a more crucial time in our national debate regarding the federal budget and the course the Republicans have chosen to take.

The conservative pundits are trying to frame this debate along the lines that the deficit and debt of the United States was created by the liberal, nanny state programs. This is an outright lie they have drummed into the heads of the American people. Unfortunately, some of the pundits are trusted sources of information for millions of people.

The United States currently ranks thirty-fourth(34th) out of the thirty-four(34) members of the OECD in regards to spending on social programs, DEAD LAST.

All well and good, except for the fact that this article lies.  I checked OECD’s raw data, and guess what!

According to the OECD’s own data, we’re not dead last. Not even close. Australia, Slovakia, Israel, Iceland, Estonia, Chile, Turkey, Korea and Mexico are below us, and Mexico is dead last. We spend more than 16 percent of GDP on social spending, which in this case includes pensions, income support for the working population, health care, and other random stuff. What this article did was compare just the health care portion of our social spending to overall social spending from other nations.

If you look at the actual numbers, the article claims “The amount the United States spends is currently only 7.2% of our gross domestic product on programs that make up our social contract with the American people.” That is an absolute lie. An examination of the numbers shows that the 7.2 percent is only the percentage of GDP spent on health care.  The total amount of US social spending that includes the criteria OECD actually lists above, is 16.2 percent of GDP.

Here’s another lie…

“They told us the reason Greece was in financial trouble was due to their social programs and if we, the United States didn’t want to become like Greece, we needed to cut back on our social expenditures. Well Greece spends 21.3% on social programs, 14.1% more than the United States does. That is a big difference!”

They compared overall social spending in Greece to just the health care portion of the United States. This article is an absolute outright lie that attempts to paint the US as somehow less generous than other nations, even though we have some of the highest levels of charitable giving in the world!

Here’s a comparison of charitable giving in some of the world’s largest countries. Note where the US comes in.

The UK Charities Aid Foundation published an “International
comparisons of charitable giving” in November 2006 which ranks
charitable donations by country as a % of GDP. Their rankings are:

USA – 1.67%
UK – 0.73%
Canada – 0.72%
Australia – 0.69%
South Africa – 0.64%
Rep. of Ireland – 0.47%
Netherlands – 0.45%
Singapore – 0.29%
New Zealand – 0.29%
Turkey – 0.23%
Germany – 0.22%
France – 0.14%

But let’s get back to the article, shall we?

Speaking of nations in financial trouble. All the PIIGS – you know – those nations that are in fiscal trouble because of their staggering deficit and debt levels… Want to know how they stack up on that list of highest social spenders? Out of the PIIGS, Italy is the highest social spender with 24.9 percent of GDP spent on these programs (8th highest on the list), Portugal, with 22.5 percent (comes in at #10), Spain right behind Portugal at 21.6 percent of GDP (at #11 on the list), Greece at 21.3 percent (at #12) and Ireland that just accepted a bailout from the EU is right above the US at 16.3 percent of GDP (#25 on the list).

The United States is #26, on that list – not 34, as the article claims.

Author Ray Medeiros obviously thinks we are too dumb to take a look at the raw data and figure out his lies and misrepresentations.

Next lie: Canada currently spends 26% of their GDP on social programs, yet their national debt is very small compared to the United States, it is about 50% of GDP.

Canada actually is at 16.9 percent of GDP in social spending, according to the OECD data, not 26 percent – only a tiny bit higher than the US. And by the way, according to the Economist Intelligence Unit, Canada’s public debt is NOT 50 percent of GDP, but rather 82.5 percent of GDP – considerably higher than what this article claims. It’s down slightly from last year when it peaked at 84.1 percent of GDP

This article lists other statistics that are easily confirmed from the OECD’s website. I didn’t even bother. Given the absolute lies they have published to make the United States look bad, why in the world would anyone trust anything else they say?

And when I tried to point all this out in a comment on their website, the comment was promptly deleted, even though it was nearly verbatim what I wrote here, so no objectionable content could have been cited as cause.

Cowardice and lies.

Apparently that’s all they know.

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Best Tax Day Rant EVER

by Nicki April 18, 2011 The Liberty Zone

Don’t have much time today, so I’ll humbly submit this.

Please read. It’s important. 

Here’s a taste:

Government can’t balance a checkbook. They’re idiots. I know finance math. I do it for a living. And when I look at the numbers involved here, (and the interest!) it makes my head swim. Okay, for you non-accountants, when they start bandying numbers about on the news of 4 trillion such and such, and a hundred billion this and that, I know that your eyes glaze over. You think to yourself, “Oh, it is just the same old same old, bunch of politicians spending too much money, blah blah blah.”

NOOOOO!

Saying that this is the same old same old, is like saying that gophers digging up your lawn is the same level of disaster as Krakatoa. Over the last couple of years we’ve reached a whole new level of crazy. Our spending has gone insane. We’re spending more money, faster, than all of mankind, throughout all of recorded human history. Economists aren’t sure what’s going to happen, because this has never happened before. Ever. On Earth. We’ve strayed into strange new territory here and there are many possible outcomes if we don’t stray the hell back out. And don’t for a second think that any of those possible outcomes are remotely good. No. They range somewhere between the Great Depression and Mad Max.

[...]

You’ve probably been seeing 6.2% of your check taken for SS and 1.45%
for Medicare (not even going to get into FUTA and SUTA).  What most
folks don’t realize is that your employer matches that… So basically you
could get a 16% raise tomorrow if it wasn’t for that withholding.  “Oh,
but that’s saving for my retirement!”  Bull crap. I could take 16% of
my salary, use it to store canned food, and I’d come out ahead of what
I’m actually going to get from the government for my retirement. The
money that’s been paid in already is long gone, because expecting
congress to save money is like expecting crack whores to save crack. 

Go read. Seriously.

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Atlas has shrugged

by Nicki April 17, 2011 The Liberty Zone

I took off an hour early on Friday to see Atlas Shrugged. For those of you unfamiliar with the book or its ideas, the movie will actually help you understand the ideas in that gargantuan tome a bit better.

Short version: America has become a society that penalizes achievement. The “rich” are taxed more and more, regulated more and more, and the overreaching government is busy redistributing what wealth is left from the producers to the looters in an age where gas is nearly $40 per gallon, infrastructure is crumbling and there are precious few producers left in the country.  They’re disappearing one-by-one.


This was a relatively low-budget flick.  At a time when producing a movie costs more than the GDPs of some small countries, Atlas Shrugged – the first of 3 parts – cost only $10 million to produce.

You will hear a lot of criticism about the crappy special effects… plenty of grousing about the transformation of a rather lengthy book into a 100 minute movie… much complaining about the lack of big names in the movie – all the actors have TV credits to their names – most of them quite limited.

And yet…

There’s something honest and dedicated about this movie. The beautiful Taylor Schilling does an admirable job as Dagny Taggart, the railroad executive who struggles to save her first love – her family’s railroad from destruction .  She plays Dagny with courage and conviction – with passion and honesty rarely seen in Hollywood.

Yes, they tailored the script and cut out a lot of what I consider to be absolutely clunky dialogue in the novel.  Ayn Rand was an idealist and somewhat of a prophet. The novel’s premises, plot and principles are as sound today as they were  more than 60 years ago.  However I have always thought the dialogue to be stiff, and the preachy lecturing with which the main characters inundate the reader a bit too much.

The movie moves.  It shows a future toward which we are barreling at top speed – a future foreseen by Ayn Rand in 1957 and apparently embraced by the politicians of today.  Increased government spending, efforts to penalize the producers – those who actually drive the economy – with higher taxes and claims that they merely don’t contribute enough. It’s an end those of us who follow such events can foresee in not to far a future.  The movie shows that future in stark detail.

So what, if the actors in it are mere unknowns?

So what if it only took $10 million to make?

So what if much of the book’s depth was cut out in order to make a film?

And so what if the critics hate it?

I enjoyed it immensely. I thought the film was a beautiful effort to bring the book to life.

No, I didn’t think Lillian Rearden was cunning enough, and I didn’t think Henry Rearden was guilty enough, and I didn’t think Francisco had enough energy or passion for anything – not Dagny, not his mission and not his own ability and work.  But overall, despite its shortcomings, the movie was a joy to watch. 

I don’t think you’ll be sorry if you spend the money on a ticket.

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Happy Tax Day

by Nicki April 15, 2011 The Liberty Zone

h/t: Theo Spark

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Atlas is Shrugging… tomorrow

by Nicki April 14, 2011 The Liberty Zone

Atlas is shrugging. Right now.  This minute. The inevitable results of the policies of the current batch of politicians and those who preceded them decades ago will follow.

Mark. My. Words.

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Guest post: Continue the fight against the EPA

by Nicki April 14, 2011 The Liberty Zone

A few days ago, I received an email from a reader named Scott, who proposed to write a guest article for this site.  I agreed. He appears smart and well-versed. 

At a time when budget deficits and debts are spiraling out of control, we need more than heated rhetoric from politicians. We need real cuts and real changes to help companies create jobs – NOT have government create jobs for us by depleting them from the private sector.  The effort to defund the deleterious efforts of the EPA to destroy America’s businesses and force changes upon Americans’ way of life via government force is critical. 

Nicki



Scott Portman is a health, safety, and political advocate. He has a great passion for economics and American fiscal policy. He is a graduate of University of South Florida and is an aspiring journalist. Scott currently resides in Florida.

The budget has been a major topic in the early months of 2011. As debates rage on throughout the United States in March and April, there’s a particular chunk of the budget that has caused conflict between businesses and the Environmental Protection Agency. The EPA’s costly regulations have driven business owners and members of the GOP to the edge. In the early months of 2011 the EPA has seen a strong effort levied against its unnecessary and costly regulations.

The EPA has had an abominable reputation with industry since its inception decades ago, and for good reason. Business owners view the EPA as nothing but a bureaucracy that imposes unneeded and extremely expensive regulations on their companies. In the process, they see these regulations as a major hindrance to revenue and job growth. The EPA’s burdensome red tape and costly rules hurt industry profits, often forcing companies to hire personnel to deal specifically with said directives, instead of hiring actual employees to carry out the business.

As mentioned earlier, members of the GOP have teamed up with business leaders in a battle against the EPA. In response to an early 2011 proposal from President Obama that would have done little to curb the deleterious powers of the EPA, GOP representatives proposed more stringent legislation that would have cut approximately 30 percent from the EPA’s 2010 slate. The proposal would have removed funding from programs that have little environmental impact, such as the Clean Air Act. From a business standpoint, the Clean Air Act is nothing more than a way to impose costly regulations.

Additionally, some Republicans introduced the Energy Tax Prevention Act of 2011, which passed in Congress by a vote of 255-172 last week. This legislation would put an end to the EPA’s “cap and trade” agenda, by preventing the agency from acting beyond the authority granted to it by Congress, essentially taking some of the decisionmaking ability away from the EPA. Senator James Inhofe (R-OK) and Congressmen Fred Upton (R-MI), and Ed Whitfield (R-KY) see a number of benefits to the act. In a press release the three claim it would “Protect American Jobs and manufacturers from overreaching EPA regulations that hinder our ability to compete with China and other countries.”

 The GOP would simply prefer to diminish the EPA’s unnecessary and costly regulations, while still retaining useful initiatives, such as helping remedy asbestos-related mesothelioma cases and problems from water contamination. For example, the EPA could use more resources dedicated to the campaign to remove asbestos from areas all over the country. The EPA’s asbestos removal efforts have helped reduce health risks in the US, sometimes with life-saving results. For instance, mesothelioma life expectancy is normally short. Afflicted patients are not expected to survive more than a year after diagnosis. This is certainly a better cause for the EPA than its usual politically-oriented punitive campaign against America’s businesses.

In this week’s budget agreement, there was a 16 percent total cut to the EPA’s 2010 slate, far less than what was proposed by the GOP earlier this year. Hopefully, Republicans will continue to introduce measures to curb the power of the EPA and help relieve the burden the agency places on America’s businesses.

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As it should be

by Nicki April 13, 2011 The Liberty Zone

Now that the petty bickering over Planned Parenthood funding with taxpayer dollars is over (for now), it appears donations are up.  By a lot.


Online gifts to Planned Parenthood have surged by 500 percent since Republicans passed a budget amendment stripping the group of its federal funding.

NARAL Pro-Choice America’s email activist list grew by 1,000 subscribers per day at the height of the budget debate.

This is as it should be. Now there’s even less reason to give them taxpayer dollars – taxpayers who might be morally opposed to abortion.

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Lies, more lies and federal budgets

by Nicki April 13, 2011 The Liberty Zone

So now we learn that the budget “deal” reached in Washington Friday to avoid a government shutdown was simply a bureaucratic sleight of hand. The only winners were the government big spenders, who continue to spend at a staggering rate, while having no actual.. you know… resources to back that spending.


The historic $38 billion in budget cuts resulting from at-times hostile bargaining between Congress and the Obama White House were accomplished in large part by pruning money left over from previous years, using accounting sleight of hand and going after programs President Barack Obama had targeted anyway.

Such moves permitted Obama to save favorite programs – Pell grants for poor college students, health research and “Race to the Top” aid for public schools, among others – from Republican knives, according to new details of the legislation released Tuesday morning.

And big holes in foreign aid and Environmental Protection Agency accounts were patched in large part. Republicans also gave up politically treacherous cuts to the Agriculture Department’s food inspection program.

I am absolutely convinced that neither party has any actual interest in solving our fiscal problems. This was simply a battle to save face in front of the people.  Nothing of substance got cut, our deficit has skyrocketed by nearly 16 percent during the first half of the fiscal year.  That means we don’t have enough money to pay for the 2011 budget, which is currently $773 billion higher than in 2008.

While the politicians dithered about a couple of million for abortion funding here, and a few million from community health centers there, the IMF announced the United States lacks “credibility” on debt.


In an unusually stern rebuke to its largest shareholder, the IMF said the US was the only advanced economy to be increasing its underlying budget deficit in 2011, at a time when its economy was growing fast enough to reduce borrowing.

How many politicians in Washington have the testicular fortitude to cut what really needs to be cut?

To deal substantively with wasteful entitlement programs?

To eliminate unneeded bureaucracies that shouldn’t even exist within the federal government?

To take on the sacred cows of government spending?

Yeah, that’s what I thought.

That victory declared by Boehner and crew this weekend was nothing. It was rhetoric as usual. 

I guess the message of November 2010 wasn’t clear enough.

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Action – Consequence

by Nicki April 12, 2011 The Liberty Zone

There has been some discussion of late around here about the free exercise of rights, and even some pathetically knee-jerky reactions from some readers (with obvious reading comprehension problems) questioning my love and commitment to liberty.

I have tried to reply to most of these comments constructively, but it’s quite obvious that some people are intent on questioning the commitment to freedom of anyone who disagrees with their views… or maybe, if I want to give them the benefit of the doubt, they are simply not understanding what I’m saying.

So, let me repost the last comment I answered here, so it’s clear:

Again, I’m not arguing that we shouldn’t exercise our rights. This is something you people do not seem to understand, and it’s getting tedious arguing the same point because of kneejerky reactions from some readers.

I’m arguing that we should exercise judiciousness when we do, and when we do not, we certainly shouldn’t be surprised when the intended target of our provocation reacts as they are historically known to do.

When you take an action, you know there is a consequence.  The Phelps pigs know there is a consequence to their actions when they picket the funerals of military members. They’re foul, disgusting creatures who got their tires slashed at one of their recent venues.  They knew there was a possibility of something unsavory happening to them. They had the right to be repugnant pigs. They did what they did anyway, knowing it was morally repulsive.  If that were me, I’d think twice – firstly because I’d be sullying the memory of American heroes, and second, because there would be consequences.  Yes, the people who slashed their tires are responsible.  But you don’t think the Phelps crew holds just a little responsibility for what happened?

This is a similar case, although we don’t find the idea of burning a Koran as morally repugnant as we find the Phelps’ protests at military funerals.  Did Terry Jones and his idiot crew have the right to do what they did? Yes. I have never denied that, and I served in the military to support that right.  But they held a monkey trial, burned a book and made sure every media outlet got their story out.  They knew what the consequences would be.  Yes, the foul murdering assholes who attacked innocent people as a result are ultimately responsible for their own actions.  But do you not think that Jones and crew hold some responsibility with their media whoring, knowing what would happen if they did?

Sorry, I do.

Yes, they had every right to do it. I have said that before, and I’ll say it again.  But they knew the consequences of their actions. They knew the barbarians would riot and perpetuate violence. They did it before. They took their actions fully knowing what the consequences would be. So no.  I have no sympathy for them.

I’m just as appalled at Lindsey Graham and others trying to get involved in this issue and attempting to limit Americans’ rights to be assholes, should they choose to do so.

I’m just as appalled that the barbarians would riot and commit acts of violence and outrage against innocent people, merely because they were insulted or offended.

And yes, I saw Ann Barnhardt’s video, and I agree with most of what she said. I also agree that she had every right to do it.

I will take issue, however, with her condemnation of General David Petraeus.  Unless she has served in uniform, commanded combat units or been in combat herself, she really should shut the fuck up about Gen. Petraeus.  His job is to command troops in Afghanistan, ensure victory, and bring as many of his guys safely home as possible.  What Jones and others who attention whore to the media are doing is not making his job any easier. They’re making it more difficult. By asking Terry Jones to refrain from making a media spectacle of his actions, Gen. Petraeus was doing his job!  He wasn’t trying to use government force to prevent Terry Jones from exercising his rights – like Graham and his fellow Congressleeches are trying to do.  He was doing his job by asking – NOT TELLING – asking Jones to refrain.  And for that this woman questions his integrity and courage???  I would encourage her to step into a uniform, go into battle, and take responsibility for thousands of troops.  Until then, she has absolutely no place castigating Gen. Petraeus in this manner. (And yes, she has the right to do it – for those of you who are preparing to hurl froth-flecked insults about my commitment to freedom again.)

Yes, the sick barbarians who attacked innocent people and stepped up attacks on US Soldiers in Afghanistan are ultimately responsible for their actions. (I say this again for the frothing few who don’t seem to get it.)  However, Jones and crew did what they did without consideration for our troops – without respect for the consequences of their actions – fully knowing that fundamentalist assholes worldwide would use his actions as an excuse to attack our troops and civilians.  And I hold Terry Jones responsible for his actions.  He knew what he was getting into.  He knew there would be death threats against him from the Islamist scum worldwide. He has no standing to complain about death threats. He couldn’t have possibly NOT known they were coming.

Last thing – for those of you still lost on the matter.

Calling for the judicious exercise of our rights does not equate to disrespect for freedom.

Calling for some thought and consideration for others and the consequences of your actions is NOT the same as calling for a limit to the exercise of one’s rights.

With rights come responsibilities.

Those of you questioning my patriotism and my commitment to this nation and her freedoms merely because I believe we should all be prudent and reasonable when we exercise our rights need to…

Step. The. Fuck. Back.

Disclaimer: For those of you still drooling about how I want to abridge your right to spew – this is not an indication that you don’t have the right to question my patriotism, question my commitment to freedom, criticize my words, or disagree in any way.  You have every right to do so.  Got it?

To quote Misha…

Thatisall.

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Did he think there would be no consequences?

by Nicki April 7, 2011 The Liberty Zone

So now the Koran-burning fucktard Terry Jones has begun playing the victim card. Apparently, after he burned the Koran last month, poor baby and his mentally deficient followers started getting death threats.

Worse yet, there’s apparently a bounty on his head to the tune of $2.4 million.

Boo fucking hoo.

Rev. Terry Jones told reporters he had no plans to burn any more Korans upon his arrival at LAX on Tuesday night, but that he may hold another mock trial for the Islamic prophet Muhammad.

“We’ve had about 400 death threats,” he said, adding that Hezbolla, the Shia Muslim militant group, had put out a “reward out on my head for $2.4 million.”

He knew fundamentalist Muslims are prone to fits of violence at any slight – perceived or otherwise.

He actively sought the attention of the media for his little bonfire.

What the hell did this idiot expect, exactly?

And now, he’s casually mentioning the reward and death threats as a hamhanded way to play the martyr after doing something he was warned (by the SECDEF and by General Petraeus) would incite rioting and cause the deaths of American troops.

Not that he cared.  He didn’t give a fuck that his actions would put American troops in harm’s way – even more than they are already. He didn’t care that fundies would go apeshit and target Americans even more than before thanks to his little stunt. He cared about the attention.

Now that he has it, he’s “casually” mentioning the death threats as an example of the depravity of the Muslims.

Nice.

Note to Terry Jones: shut the fuck up.

We all know you had the right to burn whatever you wanted. But just because you have the right to do something does not mean you should.

I said exactly the same thing at the plans to build a mosque near the 9-11 site in New York.  Just because you may be legally allowed to do it, doesn’t mean  you should. There are other considerations.

As I see it, Jones is no different from the people who want to build that mosque. He did something insulting and hideous to many Muslims around the world merely because he could.  And those actions have gotten US personnel killed.

Fuck you, Jones.

Fuck you very much.

Your attention whoring has directly led to attacks on my fellow service members, so as far as I’m concerned, the price on your head might be a bit too low.

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